FortunesWhen he was eighteen – a time which seemed so long ago, only two years later, that had he ever told this story he might have been tempted to preface it with ‘once upon a time’ – he had gone to London to seek his fortune, just for a day or two. He took a bus from his sleepy grey highland town and could not sleep for the whole ten hour journey, instead staring out of the window and watching as the country fell away behind him. You didn’t get such a sense of distance with flying, he had reasoned. And he wanted a sense of distance. If he could have put galaxies between himself aFortunes
Somnambulist They tell me nothing, for they think I do not hear. But I hear. They call me many names, but one above the others stands out. They whisper it amongst themselves and giggle fearfully. Their leader does not like them to call me that. He says it is vulgar, crude.Somnambulist
There are scientific names for such as me. Long words which mean nothing to those who do not speak Latin, and mean unspeakable horror to those who do. They do not address me. When they first brought me here, some of them tried to antagonize me. I did
Whew.
Joy
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New account! [link]
Go go go!
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"Bleach - an aquired taste. You have to be at the end of your life to enjoy it."
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Lady Li ™ chu~
I was just coming on here to tell you THERE IS A LOLCAT BIBLE.
[link]
LUFF.
Also, don't suppose you fancy going shopping this weekend? I have to find something to wear to a Christmas Do and boys are rubbish at dress shopping, they just want burgers.
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Lady Li ™ chu~
Aww, you have lurgeys. How disgusting. I bet you are going to die in a foaming heap on the floor and everything. Not even Chuck Norris can save you now! Well maybe he could - but he WON'T.
Let me know if you ever recover from being dead of lurgeys and we will go and do stuff.
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Lady Li ™ chu~
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You have four nostrils, just to let you know.
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